Today, I got called cynical.
Tomorrow, they'll call me an obese monster who steals cookies and tea.
Then, another tomorrow they'll call me an Oprah Winfrey who won't shut the fuck up.
But, if I make sure I claw the faces of these people and scar them for life so not even Photoshop can make them look like Cinderella, I think things should be fine.
I swear on my collection of jholas, I'm highly put off at being called THAT. It's okay, cynicism is going to be the next cool thing to be in town. HA.
Extract me out my college, please? *whimpers*