Don't you simply love annoying people? I do. So much. Say 6/10 things I do in a day are to annoy the fuck out of people. And, it is not funny.
The room now has orange curtains. They are so orange, in the mornings, the room looks like it is on fire. Like, Shawty fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor. I think I'm going to have to wear goggles while in the house. Goggles. LMAO. I love using redundant words. Goggles.
WHAT? I don't know what to type next.
I am 20 days away from my official summer vacation. ^_________^
I'm a cold drink. When people are pissed at me, I'm cool in the head. When people are pissed at themselves, I'm cool in the head. When people are pissed at planet Earth, I'm cool in the head. I don't get the point of anger. Anger is not human enough to solve your problems is what I tell my disciples. Jesus had disciples. I don't have real disciples.
Fashion blogs depress me. Who gives these people the money to buy, wear and pimp such stuff?
My presence in a room is so inconspicuous that my maid walks in, does all her work and locks me in once she leaves because she 'forgot' that I was still inside my frigging house. I guess inconspicuous is the new hot. *nervous laughter*