I don't crack jokes. I crack statements.

I have never gone on a morning walk. I'v never gotten drunk. I'v never had drinks. I'v never smoked. I'v never had make up on. I'v never worn heels. I'v never cycled. I'v never built sand castles. I'v never milked a cow. I'v never liked fancy sounding food. I'v never danced atop a table. I'v never danced naughty. I'v never been to a club. I'v never driven a car. I'v never stayed home alone all night. I'v never lived in a joint family. I'v never had cousins in the same city. I'v never starved myself (like d'oh). I'v never gone trekking. I'v never cried for a friend or a lover. I'v never seen a live match. I'v never gotten stuck in an elevator with a hot human. I'v never gone rolling downhill on grass. I'v never been abroad. Sniff. I'v never been to the southernmost tip of India. I'v never topped a class. I'v never been on a honeymoon. I'v never gotten married. I'v never had pets. I'v never had kids. I'v never worn a real short dress. I'v never punched or hit someone. I'v never felt extremely intelligent. I'v never done black magic. I'v never watched f.r.i.e.n.d.s. I'v never stayed in an old mansion. I'v never seen a gun for real. I'v never fallen in love. I'v never coloured my hair. I'v never been a teachers pet. Sniff. And, I'v never seen a dog eat homework.

See! You, me and us. We'r ordinary people. Never must you feel that your life has been a black and white boring movie. Because, have no fear, Shreya is here. Her movie is an Oscar nominee for the black and white boring movie category :] Smile now.

But, I may have never done this that, but I have made people laugh. And I don't even charge people for it. I only make them call me awesome. I'm content :]

PS: If you wish to do this as a post on your blog, I won't call you a copy cat. Go ahead. Spread my awesomeness. Wheeeee!