True story. I'v always been a chicken. Even though I'v always wanted to mouth those lines 'Don't mess with me. I will break your bones.' and have people run to their mommies, I'v never really said them. Y'know why? Cause I am a chicken.
I'v always been scared half my life. The other half was spent wondering why I act chicken.
I only talk. And wait for superman and batman to come to my rescue.
As a 6 year old kid, I once laughed my ass off at this other guy from my babysitting for crying like a girl. Next, he bit me on my cheek :O like bit me real hard. I shut up. Other story, I was laughing my ass off at another guy from the babysitting for spilling his lunch. Next, he let loose 3 of those big big big black ants on me :O I screamed, cried and shut up. Since then, I have never laughed my ass off at any person.
But let us be kind to me. And we'll call myself a rather peaceful animal :)
Dear God, make me 'the terror'. Get me someone whom I can slap. Get me an audience who can cheer me on!Get people to consider me as their role model.
Back to reality, apart from sheets and sheets of bubblewrap, I don't see myself cracking anything or anybody.