Hello! Who do I think I am? Awesomeness in Red.

Sorry. I am going to act Monsoon-ish every now and then! I am in love with my red umbrella. I want to have it on my head all the time. It is beeeeeeeeeeg and it is real red! And so, the other day, correction, on the other very blah day, it was drizzling and I was leaving work and I decided to open up the lovely red umbrella. A couple of minutes later, it stopped drizzling. I noticed. But the show off that I am, I chose to have the red thing hover above my head. Now you are bound to get odd looks if you have beeeeeeeeeeeg huge red bright umbrella's open when it is not raining.

But I disagree.

Umbrellas can multitask. They can protect you from shooting stars and garbage being thrown from windows. They can protect you from streetlights that might just decide to fall on your head. What if the sky decides to fall?

AND, they protect you from ill mannered birds who poop and pee at any odd time. Birds these days really are quite ill mannered. I don't like them.

AND, umbrellas can make you look real pretty! Bright coloured ones.

And, red ones just prove your awesomeness.

Anyway,

I realized that a LOT of people are extremely mean to me.

So, I have decided that everysinglebody who is mean to me will get married to a tree. Remember. Think twice. And I'm going around announcing this. Then don't say I din't warn you.

PS: I need a haircut. It has been over a (embarrassed) year since my last. Usually, I like cutting my own hair. Cause I never owned barbie dolls.

Yawn.