I'm ODing on wafer-biscuits. Anybody remembers Pickwick? Those ones. No wait, how can you guys not know about them?
I'd had a little tiff with my mother over the weekend. To make up for it, I decided to take her shopping to a supermarket on Mother's Day. AND YOU KNOW HOW I HATE SUPERMARKETS. I made her pay for it. I nearly threw a tantrum until she agreed to let me buy those wafer-biscuits in all flavours. Hee hee. Now, we have so many of them at home, I think I'm bored of eating them already. :/
Anyway, because my blog is magical and things I write here come true yadda yadda filana filana, I want to experience paranormal activity. Atleast once in my life. Please?
It's funny when people tell me that they think my blog is funny. I don't know what to say. The tragedy of my life is the funny of yours? Sigh.
Friend 1: Hey! I'm dating someone.
Me: Oh, great.
Friend 2: Hey! My relationship is almost a year old.
Me: WOW THAT IS SO AWESOME.
(insert awkward silence)
Friend 2 and 1: So, when are you giving us the good news?
Me (in real): Ah, well, ohwaitIreallyhavetorushhome. Bye.
Me (in my head): Bitches, since when did dating someone be termed as 'giving good news'? I thought that had to do with making babies alone. WHATSHITAREYOUBOTHHIGHON?
Can people, for heaven's sake, stop embarrassing me?
I wish I could blog out here while on the move. You guys would be dead laughing, considering the kind of people I tend to hang out with.
I want to hold a party for all my awkward and horrible dancer friends alone. I really think we deserve some importance and I guess in the company of each other we will feel just fine.
While on Facebook, I figured I do not know half these people in my college. What, I spend my time in college talking to walls or what? I'm in my final year now and I am going to go out there and know everybody there is to know. Just you wait. Let college begin.
Considering the fact that I rarely ever 'hang out' with people from my college, my family is thoroughly convinced that I get beaten up and ragged in college. :) What family is this!
Hey. I'm living underground. Bye.